This was written by a friend of mine, Not just any friend but my P.JAY(am sure you all remember P.JAY, one of my notorious friends).
And i agree totally with her, cos i have found myself doing this. Well let me know what you think??
How to Love a Nigerian man successfully:
You must learn the fine art of pretense. Never be yourself... at least not when he is around, it's disrespectful, except he is distracted by something else. A woman is a function of her man and must act accordingly...Oh by the way, try not to laugh too hard at another man's jokes when he is with you at a function, that's cheating...so is not telling him who you just spoke with on the phone and why you had a smile during the conversation.
You must not forget as a woman that cooking, cleaning and sexing him are the only way to his heart...just like your grandma taught you...if you don't sweat around his apartment doing chores for him, you won't make a good future wife.
Lastly, discard every friend you ever had b4 you met him, except the ones he approves of, if you drive past them on the road don't even think of honking, stopping to chat should be the last thing on your mind. Be grateful he didn't see that subtle wave you gave them...
Yes, you must be thankful and count it all joy...not everyone is privileged to be loved by a Nigerian man.
And i agree totally with her, cos i have found myself doing this. Well let me know what you think??
How to Love a Nigerian man successfully:
You must learn the fine art of pretense. Never be yourself... at least not when he is around, it's disrespectful, except he is distracted by something else. A woman is a function of her man and must act accordingly...Oh by the way, try not to laugh too hard at another man's jokes when he is with you at a function, that's cheating...so is not telling him who you just spoke with on the phone and why you had a smile during the conversation.
You must not forget as a woman that cooking, cleaning and sexing him are the only way to his heart...just like your grandma taught you...if you don't sweat around his apartment doing chores for him, you won't make a good future wife.
Lastly, discard every friend you ever had b4 you met him, except the ones he approves of, if you drive past them on the road don't even think of honking, stopping to chat should be the last thing on your mind. Be grateful he didn't see that subtle wave you gave them...
Yes, you must be thankful and count it all joy...not everyone is privileged to be loved by a Nigerian man.
