LOVE AND OTHER THINGS

Finally Christmas has come and gone, We all saw a reason to drink more alcohol  and eat more than usual. I for one had too many to drink and eat that i thought i was gonna explode...But hey am still here.

Anyways a friend of mine came to me with her ''big'' problem..I call it LOVE AND OTHER THINGS.

How do you cope with the downsides of people you love. How best to deal or approach issues concerning your partner or friends.

In as much as i have a blunt tongue, I feel for people ohhh, So telling them they have this problem or that problem is hard for me and it doesn't mean am a bad friend.

OK my friend told me her boyfriend has Halitosis , Me i call am MO(mouth odour)  In case you don 't know what it means. Anyways she doesn't know how to deal with it or tell him.

While others were dishing out advice like tell him, Buy him mouth wash and toothpaste(like he didn't have or wasn't using one), Me as a ''good friend'' i tell am say, simply book an appointment with a dentist for herself, Get her BF to go with her, When she's inside she should simply tell the dentist what the problem is and get the dentist to have a look at the BF's mouth, All in the name of promo...2 for the price of 1....LMAO

Went out on a date with a guy who had BO(body odour), Omo when i perceived the 1st ''scent'' i had to take off ohh, Me that loves to cuddle, Should now do bear with me....Well yours truly sent the guy a set of body wash,shaving cream, deodorant and perfume the next day...Am such an Angel..*winks*....

Anyways my friend has to take heart for not looking and perceiving well before dating....

Still on other matters, Thanks to everyone who reads my Blog. I feel good when i check my overview and see that at least 35/30 people check my Blog every day and the emails i get as well....yah me..*dancing*

I wish you guys a Happy New Year....

BAD DATES

The whole process of chasing a woman has gone sour. This dating game has deteriorated so bad, that i wonder if anything can be done to salvage what's left.

With all the fancy Restaurants, Shopping malls, Games Center, Cinema etc, You would think some guys will be able to up there game, but for where, Some still carry this i don't care attitude around.

Back in the days guys really made an effort to purse a girl, Take her somewhere nice, Have decent conversations, Laugh with manners, Open the door when entering and leaving etc....

Then some of us girls didn't appreciate this things because we didn't know any better, Thinking its a normal thing any guy should do.

When you have been on many dates then you realize the difference in good and bad dates.

I went on a date recently and that's were all this is coming from. The guy saw it fit to take me to a pub, OK me i no complain, I tell myself say take am in good fate.

The 1st thing i noticed was him chewing gum, He didn't try to even hide it..He was chewing away like it was normal, I told myself say u don suffer, But shey the date is just starting let me give the guy a break..

Men the conversation was bloody zero, Made me drink beer(obviously that's like the only drink they sell in a  pub and he didn't think maybe i don't drink beer), People laughing out loud everywhere(shey na pub).....It was a nightmare.

Unfortunately it gets to a point were you forget about being polite and you just wanna get out of there. Had to do that, wasn't sure why i had to sit through something so painful if the guy couldn't be bother to make an effort.

Guys seriously its not that hard to make an effort to impress a girl you like na haba......Somewhere quite will definitely help, So conversation can take place, Always know what she likes 1st before taking her on a date, Try and make sure you have fresh breath that way you won't have to chew gum..lol

In fact i think am going to have to take a guy on a date and show him how i think it should be done....

Merry Christmas all.....XXX

DD.

Men and move in with me.

Been busy as hell, and have not had time to blog and blog spot has been deleting blogs lately and mine was deleted but no fear, i simply re-activated fast fast.......Anyways am back for now....

Yah Men and move in with me........Dat's all i hear this days. I wonder what happened to Marriage.
Guys are so comfortable with a girl moving in with them, in fact they hand out the offer, thinking they are doing you a favor.

Ohhh baby why are you always coming and going, why don't you move in, Its easy for you to go to work from my place, We get to spend more time together, It shows your my serious girlfriend blah blah blah.

I swear we ladies will be over the moon, chatting to other babes about how serious your bf is, how he loves you, yadi yadi yadi............

Omo na how them wan turn you to better housemaid be that......Steady sex, and free of charge too, steady cleaning, cooking, washing, cooking for him friend and cleaning after them etc.....After everything they get tired of you and dump your old ass....Kai some men shaaa

So now when i hear move in with me, I smile, shake my head and advice him to head to my village and if his looking for a housemaid then go and get one, if you need free steady sex men move far from me...simple...heheehhehee

Abeg ladies when you hear move in with me please look and think twice cos move in with me are time wasters...

How to Love a Nigerian man successfully

This was written by a friend of mine, Not just any friend but my P.JAY(am sure you all remember P.JAY, one of my notorious friends).

And i agree totally with her, cos i have found myself doing this. Well let me know what you think??



How to Love a Nigerian man successfully:

You must learn the fine art of pretense. Never be yourself... at least not when he is around, it's disrespectful, except he is distracted by something else. A woman is a function of her man and must act accordingly...Oh by the way, try not to laugh too hard at another man's jokes when he is with you at a function, that's cheating...so is not telling him who you just spoke with on the phone and why you had a smile during the conversation.

You must not forget as a woman that cooking, cleaning and sexing him are the only way to his heart...just like your grandma taught you...if you don't sweat around his apartment doing chores for him, you won't make a good future wife. 

Lastly, discard every friend you ever had b4 you met him, except the ones he approves of, if you drive past them on the road don't even think of honking, stopping to chat should be the last thing on your mind. Be grateful he didn't see that subtle wave you gave them...

Yes, you must be thankful and count it all joy...not everyone is privileged to be loved by a Nigerian man.

A QUESTION

It was a lovely day in my friend's house, She said to her hubby, My friend called n said she saw you at this place on your way back from work this evening, And he goes oh really, So if i was doing something bad she would have caught me and told you.

We all laughed. I then said to my friend, That's bad ooooo...So if your hubby was with a girl na so problem for don start, Besides within concern your friend. That seem to have shocked my friend. She said Candy if you see my hubby somewhere with a babe, So you won't tell me. Instantly i  said NO.

I said wait o, If i see your hubby with a babe, would you want me to tell you. She said yes. As my friend that's what i expect you to do, Cos if i see your hubby with a babe, I will call you and tell you..........I shouted abeg oooo no tell me, I no send u message. We  laughed.

I had the  same conversation with my elder sister and asked her the same thing, If i see your hubby with a babe do you expect me to come tell you. She said yes...Her hubby even said ofcos, If i see him with a babe, I should tell him to better confess to his wife as in give him an ultimatum if he doesn't meet up, Then am allowed to tell his wife.

Me i told them i cant oooo....If i see her hubby with a girl, I will act  like i didn't see nothing and mind my own business cos i don't want to be the one pegged as madam home breaker.

My question for today is am i wrong or right?

If you see your friend's hubby with a girl, Will you tell your friend?

If you see your sister's hubby with a babe, Will you tell?

MADE

So sorry i have been MIA, Internet connection is just so crazy in Nigeria, But now am where the Internet is so perfect.hehehheeee
MADE that's what we talking about today..It annoys me when i hear people saying don't go for already made guys cos they won't take you seriously, Blah blah blah....WTF
The most annoying one is when girls say the same thing to there fellow babes. Me i always want to bitch slap any girl who tells her friends that.
Even on BB there was this silly broadcast going on about girls wanting already made guys and how there mothers married there fathers poor, So why should girls want guys with big cars and fat accounts.
As usual all i did was SMH(person don tell me say dis my head go soon fall off).
Have we ladies stopped for a second to think that guys now don't marry girls who are jobless.
Guys now find working class girls attractive, interesting, and a good investment. I don tell una be4 say guy tell me say if i dont have a job he won't marry me.(like i care)
Question to guys; Your mama they work for bank before your papa marry her ehhhh, Was your mother working in an oil company when your father married her, Was your mother staying in her own flat when your father noticed her??????
So why won't i want to date a guy who has a good job and a nice car..
If a guy expects me to have a good job 1st before he will see me as a girl fit to be his wife, Then he should have a better job with fat pay, nice car before thinking of marrying me abi..
If he thinks my not having a job means me being a liability when he marrys me, Then him not having a good job and plenty money means his not man enough to be my husband.
Its called two can play the game..*smiling*
If a man takes me for who i am, Then i take him for who he his. If he thinks his gonna put a tag on what he wants, then am gonna put my own tag on what i want.
Let the argument begin........

MEN AND CHEATING

Why do MEN Cheat??????
Are we ever going to have the answer to that question..like seriously.
Fact 90% of all the men in this world cheat..(If you like disagree shey its my blog)
I know young guys who just got married, barely 6moths into the marriage, they are cheating already, looking for babes up and down like they don't get sex from there pretty wives.
She can cook, clean, dress well, do bedroom work well, etc that's why you married her na...So why cheat?.
They say its a man's nature to cheat...Who said so? Me i like to know ooooo
There's this guy i dated way back, in ma eyes he was Mr nice guy, treated me properly, infact we had a good relationship..respected each others privacy and all...One sweet day, i needed to make a call with his phone, after making the call, instead of me madam aproko to drop phone, I went to text message and decided to feed my eyes, believe me ehh my eyes chop wella....I fainted half way while reading.
He didnt just have one babe ooo, he had like 7 babes, one even called him uncle and said i enjoyed what we did last night.
After plenty drip sha, i tell am say abeg ehhhh i no want again...But the funny thing was his friends all came to talk and beg on his behalf and one said....He didn't cheat in your face, He had a lot of respect for you, When ever you visit, We know madam is coming so he makes sure all his other babes are aware that his serious babe is coming, so none of them calls or comes around by mistake...His friend asked me, Have u seen him with any other babe, Is he always on the phone when ever your around, Has he ever behaved funny when you guys are in public, All my answer was no.
Long story short, i went back to him, we dated for awhile before parting ways finally.
Now i ask myself because a guys cheats behind my back, does that make cheating ok
Should that be enough reason to one to hang on to a relationship.
Bliss asked P.JAY this question once and she said no...If a guy cheats on me, i will leave him and surprisingly i agree with her.
But if you are married, and you find out your husband is cheating on you,  do you pack your load back home or divorce him or stay put?
I guess we will never know why men cheat....
If my husband cheats on me....sorry ooo but me i won't leave him ohh just teach him a lesson he wont forget in a hurry.....

IS THERE A MR/MISS RIGHT

Back in the days relationships made a lot of sense, people were with each other because they had a connection, It felt right and most guys did their best to fight for the girl and the relationship(P.JAY knows what am talking about).
There was something called TOASTING/CHASING na haba...What happened to that?..*Question to guys*
I had a guy who pursed me then from 100l to 400l kai, Now a guy talks to you today, You form small, The guy don squeeze face waka saying after all babes full everywhere...
A woman is allowed to form na, and not give in instantly *Wish i could take my own advice*
Now we have all made a mockery of relationships..*sad face*
Am still an old fashion girl ooooo, I believe a man should toast, chase, woo a woman, buy her little gifts, open the door for her, take her for a drink then drop her off with a peck Gbam..
Don't say see this one she's dreaming...am not.
I had a guy like that, but what did i do, I let him go thinking he was a mumu and bad guys were the main thing..
But now, a guy talks to a girl, fear no go let her form plenty or at all sef all in the name of "i don't want to lose him"
So is there a thing like his my Mr right or she's my Miss right.
People are together this days for different reasons, People get married for different reasons.
A guy told me he cant marry me if i don't have a job....See me see Wahala.
Shouldn't he be thinking of marrying me because he thinks am his missing rib ehhhhhhh.
She takes my breath away, He makes me smile, I cant live without him/her......Are all this crap made up or real..Are they fantasies we created from watching Snow White, Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella etc while growing up.
Do we marry someone because we have been with them for 2years or 5years, because they know you, and you tell yourself love will grow with time, how about hatred, that grows too.
Don't you think people cheat because they are not crazily in love with their partners....*That's another topic*
Call me crazy, a dreamer, foolish but i believe in the right person.
I need to know that a man is my Mr right and he fits me perfectly..That's what i call DESTINY.

RIGHT AGE FOR MARRIAGE

Ok this is one serious issue that i and my friend discuss a lot, not because we are desperate but because its what ladies talk about.
Do you think as an African woman you should be married at a certain age?
At what age do you need to start getting worried?
This are topics i and ma friend argue about.
In ma opinion i say i wont want to be 30 and still be very single. (No offense to women over 30s)
Getting a good relationship at my age is a problem, i don't see how crossing 30 is gonna help.
Trying to get pregnant is another issue, menopause comes early this days for women(thanks to all d fatty food,booze and our 9ja weather).
But P.JAY doesn't seem to agree..To her 30 shouldn't be a dead line for me or anyone, when you can have a career, build yourself, etc
What do you lots think?
Do you think a woman in her 30's who has a good job, good pay, in fact everything going well for her ,has a higher chance of landing a husband or a woman in her mid 20's?
When should a woman start getting worried about marriage?
Should a woman be worried at all about marriage.


DD.